A decade in cannabis. One conviction.
I spent ten years in this industry watching people argue about THC percentages while the thing that actually makes a strain a strain, its terpenes, got treated like an afterthought. The potency race gave us stronger products and worse ones. It also left a lot of people behind: the tested, the curious, the ones who quit the high but never quit the culture, and the ones who simply wanted Sour Diesel to taste like Sour Diesel again.
MONDAYS is built the other way around. We capture the real terpene profile of a famous strain, 81 to 125 compounds depending on the strain, and pull it into hand-made taffy. Zero THC. Zero CBD. Every batch tested by a DEA-registered lab, with the report public. If THC is the gas pedal, terpenes are the steering wheel, and we make the steering wheel.
Two lines, one standard. The hemp line carries the complete strain profile and is sold as a dietary supplement. The botanical line matches the strain flavors with plant terpenes, no hemp ingredient at all, so it is candy in all 50 states. Both are made in small batches in the USA.
We named it MONDAYS because Monday is the day you have to show up. The strain you love, on the days you cannot lose.
Look forward to
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- Tens of thousands of chews enjoyed nationwide.
- Tested by a DEA-registered lab, every batch.
- 30-day money-back guarantee, return required.


