Hemp Variety Box
All six strains, 30 chews. The first-timer's front door.
Ships free. Settles the which-strain argument.
Rated 4.82 (22)
$53.70$60.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
A better day is a chew away.
Cannabis without the high, so you can do more of what makes you you. Hand-pulled taffy carrying the real terpene profile of famous strains. Zero THC. Zero CBD. Every batch tested by a DEA-registered lab.
“You can tell these are true to strain and they taste amazing.”
- 20mg per chewstrain-true terpenes
- Non-detectfor every cannabinoid
- Made in USAhand-pulled in small batches
Supercharge your day.
Strain flavor. Sober effect.Supercharge your high.
The Original Terp ChewShop the strains.
Add as many as you like from right here. Free shipping kicks in at $49, and the Botanical Trio comes free at $90 through September 30.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
The Daily Commute
Pineapple Express x Kona Pineapple
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Main Squeeze
Lemon Cherry Gelato x Ponderosa Lemon
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
Go-Go Bananas
Sour Diesel x Banana Cream
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (2)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Grapes Unleaded
Grape Gasoline x Concord Grape
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (1)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
RELAXCALMBODY
Raspberry Relief
LA Confidential x Red Raspberry
Supports relaxation and a calm, settled evening.*
Rated 5.0 (3)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Wild Things
Animal Mintz x Wild Strawberry
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (6)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
Botanical Variety Pack
All three botanical flavors, 30 chews. Zero hemp.
Candy in all 50 states. The same strain flavors, built from plant terpenes.
Rated 5.0 (3)
$41.70$47.70
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Pick your vibe.
Every strain carries its own reputation in cannabis culture. The three words on each bag tell you which one you are holding.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
Daytime
The Daily Commute and Go-Go Bananas. The strains people reach for to get the day started.
RELAXCALMBODY
Evening
Raspberry Relief. The end-of-day ritual, minus the high.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Balanced
Wild Things, Grapes Unleaded, and Main Squeeze. Social, easy, and true to the jar.
BOTANICALZERO HEMP
Botanical
The same strain flavors, built from plant terpenes. Candy in all 50 states.
One house, two doors.
Door 01 · Cannabis
Supercharge your high with terpenes.
You know your strains. Shop by vibe, pair a chew with your flower, or keep the strain on the days you stay sober.
Shop by vibe →Door 02 · Wellness
Know your terpenes.
You know your compounds. Start with the plant science: every terpene, its research, and which products carry the most of it.
Open the terpene library →If THC is the gas pedal, terpenes are the steering wheel.
- Unwrap one chew. Each carries 20mg of strain-true terpenes.
- Chew slowly. Absorption starts in your mouth, and the strain's flavor unfolds with the candy.
- Enjoy it on its own, or pair it with your own flower to steer the session.
The Daily Commute · Pineapple Express × Kona Pineapple
One chew. 81 terpenes and other compounds.
Every identified compound at 0.05% or more of the profile is listed and drawn. The last row sums everything under 0.05% and unidentified peaks. Full breakdown on the product page →
Tested, then tested again.
Two independent labs. A DEA-registered lab confirms every cannabinoid is non-detect and runs the full safety panel. An ISO 17025 lab profiles every terpene. Both reports are public.
Delta 9 Analytical (PJLA #120090, DEA RD0577986) runs the cannabinoid and safety panels. An ISO 17025-accredited laboratory profiles every terpene. Batch numbers printed on every bag.
View any lab report- Cannabinoids THC, CBD, and every other cannabinoidNon-detect
- PesticidesPass
- Heavy metalsPass
- MicrobialsPass
- MycotoxinsPass
- Residual solventsPass
0.00%THC · non-detect
0.00%CBD · non-detect
20mgTerpenes per chew
Tens of thousands of happy customers.
Real reviews, real names, and the reason each person chews.
★★★★★
True to strain
“I'm a Budtender. You can tell these are true to strain and they taste amazing.”
Alaina O. · Wild Things · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
Better than rosin
“The terps in Grapes Unleaded are insane. Literally better than cold cured rosin. You can tell it's not those fake terpenes.”
John F. · Grapes Unleaded · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
Date night, four more ordered
“My wife and I split a pack of Pound Town on date night. Just ordered 4 more!”
Anthony P. · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
The pairing is perfect
“I love the Raspberry Relief. The flavor pairing I think is perfect.”
Steve R. · Raspberry Relief · ✓ Verified
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Questions people ask before their first bag.
Will this show up on a drug test?
Every batch tests non-detect for THC, CBD, and every other cannabinoid at a DEA-registered lab, and the report is public. We cannot guarantee any outcome on any test, but there is nothing in the bag for a test to find.
Does it actually taste like the strain?
Yes. The flavor and aroma of a strain come from its terpenes, and we use the real profile. Budtenders tell us it is the first candy that speaks the language.
Is it legal where I live?
The botanical line contains no hemp ingredient and is candy everywhere. The hemp line is a terpene product with non-detect cannabinoids. A few states define hemp products by source, so check your state if you are unsure.
What is in the bag?
Hand-pulled taffy: sugar, corn syrup, palm oil, citric acid, natural flavors, and the strain's terpene blend. Full ingredients and the Supplement Facts panel are on every hemp product page.
What if I don't like it?
Return it within 30 days for a full refund.
Look forward to 
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.Every strain you love, on the days you have to show up.
