Hemp Variety Box
All six strains, 30 chews. The first-timer's front door.
Ships free. Settles the which-strain argument.
Rated 4.82 (22)
$53.70$60.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
Supercharge your high.
Terpenes are the steering wheel. Pair a MONDAYS chew with your own flower and steer the session toward the strain you actually wanted. Or keep the strain on the days you stay sober. Zero THC in the bag. Every batch tested.
- 20mg per chewstrain-true terpenes
- Non-detectfor every cannabinoid
- Seven profilesSour Diesel to LA Confidential
Verified customer
The terps in Grapes Unleaded are insane. Literally better than cold cured rosin.John F.
Pick the strain you were reaching for.
Seven famous profiles, each with the three words from its bag, the real terpene chart, and the reviews from people who pair them.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
The Daily Commute
Pineapple Express x Kona Pineapple
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Main Squeeze
Lemon Cherry Gelato x Ponderosa Lemon
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
Go-Go Bananas
Sour Diesel x Banana Cream
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (2)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Grapes Unleaded
Grape Gasoline x Concord Grape
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (1)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
RELAXCALMBODY
Raspberry Relief
LA Confidential x Red Raspberry
Supports relaxation and a calm, settled evening.*
Rated 5.0 (3)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Wild Things
Animal Mintz x Wild Strawberry
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (6)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
Botanical Variety Pack
All three botanical flavors, 30 chews. Zero hemp.
Candy in all 50 states. The same strain flavors, built from plant terpenes.
Rated 5.0 (3)
$41.70$47.70
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
If THC is the gas pedal, terpenes are the steering wheel.
Terpenes are the compounds that give every strain its flavor, aroma, and character. We capture each strain's real profile and pull it into taffy. The high stays out of the bag.
- Unwrap one chew. Each carries 20mg of strain-true terpenes.
- Chew slowly. Absorption starts in your mouth, and the strain's flavor unfolds with the candy.
- Enjoy it on its own, or pair it with your own flower to steer the session.
The Daily Commute · Pineapple Express × Kona Pineapple
One chew. 81 terpenes and other compounds.
Every identified compound at 0.05% or more of the profile is listed and drawn. The last row sums everything under 0.05% and unidentified peaks. Full breakdown on the product page →
Tested, then tested again.
Two independent labs. A DEA-registered lab confirms every cannabinoid is non-detect and runs the full safety panel. An ISO 17025 lab profiles every terpene. Both reports are public.
Delta 9 Analytical (PJLA #120090, DEA RD0577986) runs the cannabinoid and safety panels. An ISO 17025-accredited laboratory profiles every terpene. Batch numbers printed on every bag.
View any lab report- Cannabinoids THC, CBD, and every other cannabinoidNon-detect
- PesticidesPass
- Heavy metalsPass
- MicrobialsPass
- MycotoxinsPass
- Residual solventsPass
0.00%THC · non-detect
0.00%CBD · non-detect
20mgTerpenes per chew
Tens of thousands of happy customers.
Real reviews, real names, and the reason each person chews.
★★★★★
True to strain
“I'm a Budtender. You can tell these are true to strain and they taste amazing.”
Alaina O. · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
Better than rosin
“The terps in Grapes Unleaded are insane. Literally better than cold cured rosin. You can tell it's not those fake terpenes.”
John F. · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
Date night, four more ordered
“My wife and I split a pack of Pound Town on date night. Just ordered 4 more!”
Anthony P. · ✓ Verified
★★★★★
The pairing is perfect
“I love the Raspberry Relief. The flavor pairing I think is perfect.”
Steve R. · ✓ Verified
Questions from people who know their strains.
Will it get me high?
No. Every batch tests non-detect for THC, CBD, and every other cannabinoid at a DEA-registered lab, and the report is public. What you get is the strain's real terpene profile, in taffy.
How do people pair it with flower?
One chew a few minutes before or during a session is the common routine. The terpene profile in the chew is the same family of compounds that gives your flower its character. We make claims only about what is in our bag, not about anyone's flower.
What about the days I stay sober?
That is the other half of why MONDAYS exists. The strain you love, the ritual you love, and nothing to sleep off. Budtenders and daily smokers both keep a bag for exactly those days.
Is it legal where I live?
The hemp line is a terpene product with non-detect cannabinoids. A few states define hemp products by source, so check your state if you are unsure. The botanical line contains no hemp ingredient and is candy everywhere.
What if I don't like it?
Return it within 30 days for a full refund.
Look forward to 
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.Every strain you love, on the days you have to show up.
