Hemp Variety Box
All six strains, 30 chews. The first-timer's front door.
Ships free. Settles the which-strain argument.
Rated 4.82 (22)
$53.70$60.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
The most terpene-rich plant on earth was missing from your shelf.
You already know linalool, limonene, and the pinenes from your oils. Cannabis carries the richest terpene profiles in nature, and we capture them as taffy: plant-derived in the botanical line, hemp-derived in the supplement line, and never a trace of THC or CBD in either. The research is one click away.
- 81 to 125 compoundsidentified per profile
- ISO 17025 labprofiles every terpene
- Zero hempin the botanical line
Verified customer
Didn't know it was possible to add extra terps without the THC. Awesome!Becca H.
Constituents first. The way you already read a label.
Myrcene, alpha-pinene, limonene, beta-caryophyllene, linalool. The same names on your oil bottles, in the proportions the plant actually makes them.
- Every profile is measured by an ISO 17025 lab, compound by compound. The chart on each product page is the actual report.
- Each terpene has its own page in the library: what it is, where else it lives in nature, and what the research says, graded honestly.
- Botanical line: plant terpenes, no hemp ingredient, conventional candy. Hemp line: a labeled dietary supplement with a Supplement Facts panel.
The Daily Commute · Pineapple Express × Kona Pineapple
One chew. 81 terpenes and other compounds.
Every identified compound at 0.05% or more of the profile is listed and drawn. The last row sums everything under 0.05% and unidentified peaks. Full breakdown on the product page →
Read it like a label.
The Daily Commute, from the lab report: 81 compounds identified, 57 drawn at 0.05% and above, tallest first. Tap any peak for its share and milligrams per chew.
The Daily Commute · 81 compounds identified · 57 drawn at 0.05% and above
Drawn from the terpene report, not the instrument trace: each peak is one compound at its reported percent of total volatiles, in order of abundance. Peak heights use a square-root scale so the small peaks stay visible beside the largest; the numbers are the real percentages. The other 24 compounds are identified below 0.05% and sit in the trace row. Milligrams assume 20mg of total terpenes per chew. View the lab reports
Tested, then tested again.
Two independent labs. A DEA-registered lab confirms every cannabinoid is non-detect and runs the full safety panel. An ISO 17025 lab profiles every terpene. Both reports are public.
Delta 9 Analytical (PJLA #120090, DEA RD0577986) runs the cannabinoid and safety panels. An ISO 17025-accredited laboratory profiles every terpene. Batch numbers printed on every bag.
View any lab report- Cannabinoids THC, CBD, and every other cannabinoidNon-detect
- PesticidesPass
- Heavy metalsPass
- MicrobialsPass
- MycotoxinsPass
- Residual solventsPass
0.00%THC · non-detect
0.00%CBD · non-detect
20mgTerpenes per chew
Two lines, one standard.
The botanical line for everywhere and everyone. The hemp line for the full strain profiles. Every product with its lab chart and its reviews.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
The Daily Commute
Pineapple Express x Kona Pineapple
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Main Squeeze
Lemon Cherry Gelato x Ponderosa Lemon
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (5)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
FOCUSUPLIFTSOCIAL
Go-Go Bananas
Sour Diesel x Banana Cream
Supports focus and an upbeat, social mood.*
Rated 5.0 (2)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Grapes Unleaded
Grape Gasoline x Concord Grape
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (1)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
RELAXCALMBODY
Raspberry Relief
LA Confidential x Red Raspberry
Supports relaxation and a calm, settled evening.*
Rated 5.0 (3)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
BALANCERELIEFEUPHORIA
Wild Things
Animal Mintz x Wild Strawberry
Supports a balanced, easy mood for social hours.*
Rated 5.0 (6)
$26.85$30.00
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
Botanical Variety Pack
All three botanical flavors, 30 chews. Zero hemp.
Candy in all 50 states. The same strain flavors, built from plant terpenes.
Rated 5.0 (3)
$41.70$47.70
30-day money-back guarantee, return required.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Questions from people who read labels.
What is the difference between the botanical line and the hemp line?
The botanical line uses plant-derived terpenes with no hemp ingredient, so it is conventional candy and legal in all 50 states. The hemp line uses hemp-derived terpenes and is a labeled dietary supplement. Neither contains THC or CBD.
How do you verify what is in each profile?
Two independent labs. An ISO 17025-accredited laboratory profiles every terpene, compound by compound. Delta 9 Analytical, a DEA-registered laboratory, confirms every cannabinoid is non-detect and runs the safety panel. Both reports are public.
Are the terpenes the same ones in my essential oils?
Many are. Linalool from lavender, limonene from citrus peel, alpha-pinene from conifers. A cannabis strain profile simply carries more of them, in a ratio that gives each strain its character.
What does the research actually say?
Each terpene page in the library lists the studies, the type of evidence, and our honest read. The summaries describe studies of the compounds themselves, at their own doses, not this product.
What if I don't like it?
Return it within 30 days for a full refund.
Start with the library.
Thirteen terpenes, every study we could find, and the products that carry the most of each.
